* * * NO MORE OFFERS PLEASE !!! * * *
Have you heard? The housing market is hot, hot, hot! So many finds have that red PENDING banner smacked across the first picture because there’s so little inventory available (see chart). That means even a Burbed-worthy home may get more love from overbidders than from, well, Burbed. You would not believe how many homes that belong on the front page are snapped up and have their listings wiped clean off Redfin before we can even get the IP wrapper off our email.
But that’s great news for you, Burbed readers! If the market is this hot, that means more and more crapboxes will be listed with no attempt to put any lipstick on those pigs. And that means we are assured there’ll be plenty of prime content! Like today’s OMG THAT’S PENDING WTF? listing from Burbed reader Petsmart Groomer. Thanks very much for this listing that left many parts in San Francisco.
1261 Sanchez St
San Francisco, CA 94114
$650,000
BEDS: 2
BATHS: 1
SQ. FT.: 885
$/SQ. FT.: $734
LOT SIZE: 1,999 Sq. Ft.
TYPE: Detached
STYLE: Cottage
STORIES: 1
YEAR BUILT: 1905
COMMUNITY: Noe Valley
COUNTY: San Francisco
MLS#: 40558309
SOURCE: EBRD
STATUS: Pending Court Confirmation
ON REDFIN: 66 days* * * NO MORE OFFERS PLEASE !!! * * * Cute home with full garage/workshop. Backyard and patio. Loads of potential !!! Fixer, reflected in price. ..
Here’s a perfect example of a house that doesn’t need any effort by a listing agent. It’s in Noe Valley, so just let the new buyer deal with any deferred maintenance. What do you want, this place was standing when The Big One hit in 1906 and it’s still here!
This home requires Court Confirmation to sell, so buying it will require some legal advice as well. And that’s not the realtard’s problem. You want this house? You should have been overbidding in January.
Now, a small amount of cleanup might be required. Take a good look at these pictures, because the agent couldn’t even be bothered to move the smallest little distractions out of the framing. What is up with all those bottles in the kitchen? It doesn’t matter. This market is HOT!
So, see if you can come up with a good story for each of these items.
The rest of the photos are to assure you of Burbed’s Good Housekeeping “Tag of Approval.” Some of you Negative Nellies might object that the living room and bedroom do not demonstrate good housekeeping at all. But, ah, the garage!
What with all the excitement from our Black Friday and Beyond DEALS, you may not have noticed that our last zip code installment finished out the 301-400 level of 
Yes, this article, the Bottom 100 of the 500 Most Expensive, is The End of the Delivery Route. Really. Well, until 2012, when Forbes puts out a brand-new list, but there’s a good chance the world will end before then. There’s an even better chance that Forbes will only have 5 places on that list instead of 500, with all the mistakes they made this year. So you’re going to want to pay attention to every single zippy digit in this last entry for 2011! But first… here’s your chance to catch up if you missed the earlier entries in this exciting, edge-of-your-seat-on-the-mail-truck, most beloved Burbed series of all time! (Or was that most belittled?)
