January 24, 2011

Free child with purchase of house!

1043 SYLVAN Dr San Carlos, CA 94070

$529,000

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Beds: 3
Baths: 2
Sq. Ft.: 1,310
$/Sq. Ft.: $404
Lot Size: 5,000 Sq. Ft.
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Style: Ranch
Stories: 1
View: Neighborhood
Year Built: 1948
Community: Clearfield Park/North Redwood Subdivision
County: San Mateo
MLS#: 81051733
Source: MLSListings
Status: ActiveThis listing is for sale and the sellers are accepting offers.
On Redfin: 75 days
Large fenced rear yard. Level lot, tile floors and fireplace in living room. Garage converted. Huge master bedroom addition.

Thanks to Burbed reader RBSC for this find!

Nothing too unusual here so far. Garage converted probably without a permit… blah blah blah. let’s look through the pictures:

1043 SYLVAN Dr, San Carlos, CA 94070

Ok, some torture instruments from medieval Europe. Cool. This house has some history.

1043 SYLVAN Dr, San Carlos, CA 94070

I like the modern art piece! And… the… whatever it is on the toilet seat! (It looks like tracking dots for CG purposes. Are they animating the next Aquaman here?)

1043 SYLVAN Dr, San Carlos, CA 94070

There you go! Free boy with purc
hase of house! And he can even play the guitar! Sweet!

Better act fast before this guy beats you to the house!

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Comments (15) -- Posted by: burbed @ 5:17 am