And it’s Friday again! Let’s wrap up the workweek with another vacation/weekend/check-out-of-the-rat-race property far from the clogged freeways and three Starbucks per business district. Thanks very much to Burbed reader Tom Paine for sending in this relaxing retreat so private, the realtard doesn’t want you to know where it is.
Forestville, CA 95436
2,500 Sq. Ft.
$252 / Sq. Ft.
Lot Size: 1 Acre
On Redfin: 84 days
Property Type: Residential, Detached, Single Family
Community: Russian River
View: Pasture, Other
Great area! 1 acre parcel, Extensive work has been performed in upgrading this ranch style country home which includes Chinese oak flooring in living room & formal dining area, paver tile floors in kitchen & main bath, radiant heat, jetted tub, game room, separated extended living areas at rear of home(great for in-laws, caregivers, guests, etc. ) attached shop & garage, circular drive, outbuildings, metal roof and room for everyone & everything
Now let’s hear from Tom.
What could be more charming than a picture of a sleeping pig next to the hot tub? You need never bathe alone…
This is a Russian River resort (if by Russian River resort, we actually mean a place that’s more than 2 miles from the closest approach of the Russian River). Just wait for the river to crest and you need never skip bathing. And by “you” we mean both you and the pig.