We get some interesting comments from people who don’t agree with our definition of what the Real Bay Area (RBA) is. Many seem to think that if an area is wealthier than its surrounding community, that, in and of itself, is sufficient for RBAhood. Nothing could be further from the truth.
The whole point of the RBA is that it is not only expensive, it is that you will pay a crapton of money to live there and the sellers can ask over three million yet treat you with complete and utter disdain. You will also end up with a house that isn’t even worth photographing. Today’s property illustrates this perfectly.
2,982 Sq. Ft.
$1,105 / Sq. Ft.
Lot Size: 9,000 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 7 days
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Community: Old Palo Alto
County: Santa Clara
Upcoming Open Houses
Saturday, Mar 23: 1:30-4:30 pm
Sunday, Mar 24: 1:30-4:30 pm
Prime Old Palo Alto!Old world charm meets modern amenities! Lovely 5 bedroom, 3.5 bath home. 2 master suites; one on each floor. Large family room adjacent to spacious kitchen. This home features a huge 9000 +/- sf lot. It is perfect for large gatherings & extended family visits. Updated kitchen and baths with tile counters and newer appliances.
Yes, this is a vintage home (just slipping in under our definition to earn the “old house” tag) in a desirable part of Palo Alto, but it isn’t being marketed as a teardown. It’s just that the agent obviously has better things to do than pull out the iPhone and snap a dozen listing photos.
Good thing there’s Google Streetview! Isn’t this place just fabulous?
Guess you’ll never know unless you show up at the Open Houses this weekend. Also, many sections of Streetview around this house have been blurred out. Perhaps this home is owned by a highly-placed Googler. This view around the corner from Tennyson was the best we could do.
But you’ve seen plenty of properties on Burbed showcasing Palo Alto. (Heck, we’ve visited Waverley Street so often they ought to rename it Burbed Boulevard.) We were trying to make a point about the difference between RBA and not-so-RBA. Let’s see what you could get for pretty much the same amount of money over the Bay and through the Caldecott.
4,350 Sq. Ft.
$770 / Sq. Ft.
Lot Size: 2.32 Acres
On Redfin: 541 days
County: Contra Costa
Original Frank Lloyd Wright designed home built in 1949. The stunning grounds were landscaped by Henry Matsutani who did the Japanese Tea Gardens in Golden Gate Park. Incredible opportunity to own a bit of history/ a work of art. All showings subject to screening process. Call agents for details.
That’s right. If you’re willing to spend the same amount in Orinda, you can own a house actually designed by Frank Lloyd fucking Wright. Not only that, the landscaping is by the same master gardener behind the Japanese I-shit-you-not Tea Garden. In Golden goddamned Gate Park. Which we think even Silicon Valley software dweebs have heard of. Plus the Orinda house is on more than two acres.
It’s also been for sale for a year and a half and has had two major price reductions.
But in Old Palo Alto, you get a house on nine thousand feet, and you will like it. And if you don’t plenty of others will, because this house has only been on the market for a week, and after the Open House you know the sellers will be receiving all seventy-nine offers the following Tuesday, and decide which of the no-contingencies-extra-cash-please-with-homemade-brownies-and-a-Tesla-Model-S begging letters they will accept.
And THAT, my friends, is the Real difference between the Real Bay Area and the Rest.
Thanks to the fun folks at Redfin Forums for inspiring today’s article.