December 23, 2013

Possible Crime Scene in Pacifica

Today’s featured property is no longer available either in this condition or at this price. Yes, you are now priced out forever! But let’s enjoy what you could have had in 2009, if only you had acted! Thanks very much to Redfin Collections member Quinn, who showcased this place in the awesome gallery Possible Crime Scene.  Some Burbed properties are featured there, which is how we found this one and are now returning the favor!

131213-francisco-redfin2222 FRANCISCO Blvd
Pacifica, CA 94044
Sold for $179,000

1 Beds
1 Baths
— Sq. Ft.
Built: 1948
Lot Size: —
Sold On: Feb 27, 2009
Status: Sold
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Community: West Sharp Park
MLS#: 80821476
Stories: 1
County: San Mateo

Complete fixer!!! Everything needs replacing. Do not enter. Property is sold "As Is". Trash and garbage have not been removed. Public records do not state Sq Ft of lot nor building. Age is an estimate. Bulldoze and start from scratch.

Source: MLSListings
Listing provided courtesy of: Galina Plizga, New Light Realty, DRE #01372469
Buyer’s Agent: NON MULTIPLE LISTING OFFICE

Is a non-Multiple Listing Service the same thing as a Single Listing Service?  While you’re pondering that, enjoy the Possible Crime Scene photos from this Non Multiple Listing.

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Maybe this is just us, but we’re sure getting a Was This House A Meth Lab vibe from these photos.

And be sure to check out what happened when someone bought the house, bulldozed, tore down, built up, and sold it for a lot mo’ money in 2012.

Comments (3) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 7:06 am






August 15, 2013

Flowing open floor plan in the far-flung exurbs

We have been spending FAR too much time in Silicon Valley. Let’s take a look at a property far away from Google in the far-flung San Jose exurbs. Or would that be Mountain View exurbs, given our comments about San Jose yesterday? This one’s a good fifty miles from Downtown SanHo, so it definitely is a long enough commute to be beyond a mere suburb. And like most exurban homes, it’s bigger than the usual Monta Loma Eichloid.  Whoops, Pending, even in the exurbs!

Thanks very much to Burbed reader amer_icongrl for today’s listing!

130814-17th-redfin1571 17th Ave
San Francisco, CA 94122
$1,049,000

3 Beds
3 Baths
2,140 Sq. Ft.
$490 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1930
Lot Size: —
On Redfin: 26 days
Status: Pending
Property Type: Single-Family Home
Community: Inner Sunset
MLS#: 410598
View: Panoramic, Water, Ocean
County: San Francisco

Panoramic ocean views are just the beginning in this exceptional Spanish Mediterranean home on a premier 17th Ave block. With a flowing open floor plan, 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, wood burning fireplace, and hardwood floors throughout, there is everything needed for gracious living. Enjoy the views from enclosed sun porches and dine casually in the eat-in kitchen.

130814-17th-sunporchYou’re going to have to enjoy views from the enclosed sun porches because this house doesn’t have a lot size. Oh, wait, the public records say it’s 3,000 square feet.

You’re welcome.  Here’s a typical example of the spectacular sunshine you’ll enjoy on the sunporches when you’re 50 miles from San Jose.

Now let’s hear from amer_icongrl.

17th Ave is the new "Inner Sunset"

130814-17th-stackedI gasped when I saw the location of the stackable washer & dryer.  Also, an overpriced home in SF is no surprise, but typically for 1mil + they put some effort into staging the place (or at the very least, put the toilet seat down).

I just love the "why bother? they’ll come with cash and overbids anyway" attitude!

It’s pending, right?

130814-17th-toiletWait, did you say open toilet? You are talking some serious Burbed win, here.  We’d been doing such a good job educating realtards on basic Dos and Don’ts, (Do include more than one photo, Don’t shoot until you’ve cleaned up the room, that sort of thing) that it’s been ages since we’ve seen a toilet salute.

Thanks for making our day! We’ve added it to our grand collection of Saluting Toilets over on Redfin Collections!

Be sure to check out more of the photos. These are some of the saddest, loneliest listing pictures in a million dollar house we’ve seen in a while. If only this place knew the way to San Jose.

Comments (8) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 7:10 am

June 26, 2013

Begin Your Journey in the Shire

We find all kinds of homes for sale and try to mix up the different options so our readers don’t get bored. Ho-hum, another crapshack in East Palo Alto? Not today! Best of all, you can purchase today’s featured property for Not A Lot Of Money℠! (Not A Lot Of Money is a Service Mark of Burbed Worldwide, which is a subsidiary of Burbed Galactic, a wholly owned enterprise of Burbed Universal.)

Thanks very much to Christin for adding this to her Just Wow Redfin Collection.

130625-blackburn-redfin203 BLACKBURN St
Santa Cruz, CA 95060
$499,000

1 Beds
1 Baths
750 Sq. Ft.
$665 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1922
Lot Size: 5,053 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 7 days
Status: Active
Property Type: Detached Single Family
Stories: 1
Community: West Santa Cruz
MLS#: 81321651
Style: Cottage/Bungalow
View: Neighborhood
County: Santa Cruz

This is one of the most unique, eclectic, properties in Santa Cruz. A true eco urban farm in the heart of Santa Cruz, walking distance to beach and town. The home is made from 2 authentic historic street cars. Greeting you is a huge oak tree with its own treehouse, 2 cob stuctures for office, work or play, a pond, clucking chickens, fruit trees galore, gardens, sauna, fire ring, cob oven, more!

Cob oven? Say no more!

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The house isn’t terribly large, which is a good thing. Gandalf will be coming by any minute with an important mission statement for you. Meet at the Fire Ring.

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Comments (5) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 6:03 am

June 15, 2013

Open House Time. Real Open.

130614-hwy14-wtfSpring Bounce will be over very soon, leading to Summer Bummer. So get your open house visits in while there’s still nothing in inventory because foreigners with suitcases full of cash are buying up everything.  Just think, if Bay Area Bubble continues expanding, you can head to Washington and see home décor like this.

Fortunately, in the Real Bay Area, people do not display amateur carvings of naked women mated to boat prows.  You’re far more likely to find a pinball machine or an open wire closet than hundreds of dollars of wood that would be better used as high-quality flooring.

Let us know what you find in this weekend’s open house visits, because this is your weekend’s Open Thread.  Feel free to open your shirt, lean back and stay a while.

Thanks very much to Christin’s Redfin Collections page Just Wow for featuring this… work of… bark.

Comments (1) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 5:07 am

June 8, 2013

Deserted… We mean Desert Home

It’s the weekend! That means Open House Time! It also means we need to come up with some filler article, because everyone’s too busy planning on visiting Open Houses to spend all day commenting on Burbed.

While you visit homes and plan by how much you’ll overbid, here’s a honey for you to handle. It’s just a short drive out of the Bay Area… and out of Northern California… and out of the LA Basin… and out of the Southland. On the other hand, you literally could pay for this house with money you find under your couch cushions with the E-Z Seller Financing!

Thanks very much to Christin whose Redfin Collection “Just Wow” featured this… um… property.

130607-lorilisa-redfin1 LORI LISA Rd
29 Palms, CA 92277
$9,000

0 Beds
— Baths
400 Sq. Ft.
$23 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1957
Lot Size: 5 Acres
On Redfin: 141 days
Property Type: Residential, Single Family
View: Desert
County: San Bernardino
Style: One Level, Cabin
Community: Wonder Valley
MLS#: DC13006684

Want a secluded cabin on 5 acres next to open desert? This is the one! Has electric in street. The old cabin needs some work but hey it has got 4 walls up, just missing the room. Also on land is out house in pretty good condition. Old stove/bbq thing that is cool and looks like it could be used, inside cabin are old antique stove and sink. Seller will finance this jewel with 20% down @ 7 % interest all due 5 years. From Amboy Road go north on Meriwether Road all the way to the end then take a left on Lori Lisa Road and there is the cabin on the right side.

Jewel indeed, and all you need is $1,800! Look at all you get, in addition to this awesome listing copy!

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But wait! There’s more!

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Operators – we mean the seller – is, um, are standing by!  As is today’s Weekend Open Thread! Let us know how deserted the Open Houses were you saw today!

Comments (9) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 5:02 am

May 17, 2013

WOW! So many exclamation points in Walnut Creek all done with permits!

To finish out the workweek, let’s check out a place perfect for the athlete in us all. Thanks very much to Burbed reader J from Alameda for this well-sited wonder in Walnut Creek.  (You can laugh about our including yet another East Bay listing, but we have just one word to say about that. PENDING!)

130516-bonita-redfin1261 Bonita Ln
Walnut Creek, CA 94595
$649,000

3 Beds
2 Baths
1,356 Sq. Ft.
$479 / Sq. Ft.
Built: 1948
Lot Size: —
On Redfin: 15 days
Type: Detached
Stories: 1
County: Contra Costa
Style: Contemporary
Community: Walnut Creek
MLS#: 40612878

WOW! Immaculate 3 bedroom/2 bathroom home in cul-de-sac location with separate 1 bedroom/1 bath cottage all done with permits! Gleaming hardwood floors, designer colors, and more. Nicely landscaped yards with Jacuzzi and lighted SPORTS COURT! Walk to Olympic in 2 minutes on nearby trail!

130516-bonita-sportscourtHere’s why J sent this house in:

This is a first: freeway noise wall in a listing photo! Granted its a photo of a cool basketball court but still. Cute house but what’s the air quality going to be like? Forget asking about noise issues. I’ve heard the freeway noise in these neighborhoods described as ‘a waterfall’, ‘white noise’, ‘rushing water’. Will it go over asking? Will it get multiple offers? Could a house with a freeway wall in the backyard ever sell in a market that is not red hot? Discuss.

130516-bonita-collectionsYou see a freeway wall, J. We see a lighted SPORTS COURT!

And note the Redfin Collections this house is part of. Is this a new category we’ve managed to miss until now? How can you even tell a property is subject to a bidding war unless you’re one of the people bidding on it?

Or was this one of those places where you had to wait in line to get into the Open House, where you felt obligated to submit an overbid when it was finally your turn to tour the interior?

Comments (7) -- Posted by: madhaus @ 5:09 am