If you haven’t already sent in your absentee ballot, today is the day for you to vote. There’s a clutch of candidates who made speeches and some of them are going to get elected. Burbed has not endorsed any specific candidates, but we have a guide to the state propositions based on how much each would increase the value of your house.
Now, here’s the house we’d vote for if it were on the ballot. Thanks very much to Burbed reader MJ for nominating it!
175 days on Trulia
Property type: Single-Family Home
Size: 1,768 sqft
Lot: Ask agent
Year built: 1949
REGULAR SALE, NOT A SHORT SALE!!!NOT A SHORT SALE!!! NEWLY REMODELED PROPERTY!!! 1,768 SQ FT. GRANITE COUNTER TOPS, NEW BRAZILIAN CHERRY CABINETRY, NEW CARPETING IN ALL THE BEDROOMS, MARBLE IN BATHROOMS & HALLWAY, HOUSE IS IN A GREAT LOCATION. CONVENIENT ACCESS TO HWY 280, 85 AND LAWRENCE EXPY. IN OTHER WORDS A TURNKEY HOME FOR YOUR BUYER.
Here’s MJ’s nominating speech.
I’ve read the blog for a while but never felt compelled to send anything in. Until now. I believe I found a home with every Burbed cliche. It is a crapshack. It has a sweet price history, quadrupling in price in fourteen years, eights in the listing price, garage converted to “living unit with two bedrooms and a kitchen”, awful location on a busy road (though oddly the listing copy mentions its proximity to a different busy road), seven photos of the stove, and insane listing copy noting twice it isn’t a short sale. It even has DHO, see the reflection in the patio door.
I don’t feel like I can take credit for this. The realtor really deserves it all.
Oh it gets better. My wife found out it come with Sunnyvale utilities but Santa Clara schools, four Redfin agent comments, and the first shot is a Google street view. We really have hit every Burbed cliche except pink house.
But was it a former meth lab? Got ya there, huh?
MJ sent us a link to Redfin, which was perfectly fine when we checked it out a couple of days ago, but this is what we see now. Another Burbed cliche, the listing got pulled the day we wanted to write it up. Fortunately it’s still on almost every other real estate site (for now), so we’re going to grab those pictures while the grabbing is good.
Whoa, how’s this for a cliche? Search for the house by address, click on the Trulia listing, and get the wrong house in the wrong town. We swear we’re not making this up, but the Google link to the house was sending us to 1395 Jefferson in Santa Clara. Whew!
At least the Redfin comments are still there, even if the 24 photos were taken down. See some of what you missed, after the break.