41 BOTANY Ct, Redwood City, CA 94062 | MLS# 80941626
41 BOTANY Ct Redwood City, CA 94062
Sq. Ft.: 4,420
$/Sq. Ft.: $430
Lot Size: 0.28 Acres
Property Type: Detached Single Family
View: Bay, Neighborhood, City Lights
Year Built: 1988
Community: Cordilleras Heights
County: San Mateo
On Redfin: 3 days
Gorgeous recently remodeled home. Incredible partial Bay view. Immaculate condition, soaring high ceilings, gourmet chef’s kitchen w/ stainless steel appliances, large master suite w/ stunning bath, elegant extra bonus rm. for entertainment ctr. etc. , custom designed with exquisite finishes throughout, large three car garage w/ extra storage. Lush gardens and yard perfect for family entertaining.
Thanks to Burbed reader RinkRat for sending this in. This is what he had to say:
Check out the realtard’s description on this one. There must have been an adjective sale at the Dollar Tree, because he used all the good ones in one paragraph…How exquisite!
Well… sort of. Here are some other terms that I usually see in Bay Area listings that I think are noticably missing here:
- Rental income for garage.
- Instant equity waiting for you to be unlocked.
- Great for first time buyers (who like to buy million dollar homes)
- Great schools (compared to ones in Somalia)
- Environmentally friendly.
Can you think of other adjectives that this house is missing?