3 Beds 2 Baths 1,481 Sq. Ft. $530 / Sq. Ft. Built: 1954 Lot Size: 6,660 Sq. Ft. On Redfin: 2 days Status: Active Property Type: Detached Single Family Stories: 1 County: Santa Clara Style: Traditional Community: Santa Clara MLS#: 81340890
There are no remarks available.
Yeah, we’ve been having a month like that. Now let’s check in with Swan:
Once you see the realtard’s photography skills and the homeowner’s interior decorating skills, you’ll understand why, "There are no remarks available."
We’re continuing this Week of Win, jumping to a new county each time. Today we’re headed to Santa Clara, the Mission City. As in, your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to tell us everything you just love about today’s featured property!
We’ll start. It’s on a street named for an architect!
3 Beds 2.5 Baths 2,250 Sq. Ft. $710 / Sq. Ft. Built: 1963 Lot Size: 0.52 Acres On Redfin: 55 days Status: Active Property Type: Detached Single Family Stories: 1 Community: Santa Clara MLS#: 81326991 Style: Traditional View: Neighborhood County: Santa Clara
* Diamond in the rough * Huge Lot * Buyer to verify if the property can be subdivided into 3 lots * With TLC, this house is full of potential
This house is indeed full of something. Unfortunately there are no pictures inside so we’re going to have to guess what that is.
Also we’re scratching our heads over how much potential this home is full of, especially with the subdivision suggestion. Maybe it has the potential to have even uglier houses much closer.
Not everyone can afford to live close to Google. For everyone else there’s real life and real budgets. That means properties like the one we’re bringing you today. Oh wait, this property has an asking price of $850,000.
HOA Dues: $180/mo. 3 Beds 3 Baths 1,977 Sq. Ft. $430 / Sq. Ft. Built: 2006 Lot Size: 3,920 Sq. Ft. On Redfin: 4 days Status: Active HOA Dues: $180/month Style: Contemporary Community: Santa Clara MLS#: 81331315 Property Type: Detached Single Family Stories: 3 County: Santa Clara
Stunning Single Family Home in Resort Style Encanto Community. Located walking distance from Santa Clara University and a short drive from Santana Row and San Jose International Airport. This is a unique corner lot with one of the biggest lot size in the community. Beautifully done Front/Back yard which are rare in this community. Bonus Room big enough for a pool table. Perfect for entertaining.
Let’s have a real good look at this “Resort Style Encanto Community,” because streetview is not available. Obviously this is such an exclusive resort, self-driving Google robot overlord vehicles aren’t allowed in.
You may not realize it, but the photo above and the other one of the pool are not the building that is for sale. As a Burbed exclusive, we’d like to show you just what exactly it is they’re selling.
And then we’ll pull back a bit and give you another thing the agent didn’t.
See that house in the lower left corner of the plex, right next to both the railroad tracks and the kitchen & bathroom warehouse? Yup, that’s it. But hey! Front/Back yard which are rare in this community.
Wait until you find out what’s on the other side of those railroad tracks!
Bunus:Another unit is for sale in this community, which doesn’t have all the benefits such as the whopping 3800 square foot lot. What it does have is 26 photos for you to enjoy Resort Living. And lots of trains. Perfect for entertaining, provided the people you are entertaining are all three year old boys.
Product placement in movies and television have been going on for a while. Remember the Reese’s Pieces in E.T.? If you see a brand in a movie or other video, you can be sure it was put there deliberately.
Well then… why haven’t realtards tried product placement in listing photos? After all, buyers are such a fickle lot, underbidding during bubbles and expecting freebies thrown in like refrigerators and kitchen cabinets when the sellers have every right to keep them. At least if they had product placement to fall back on, there would be some bucks in it for them, whether or not the house sold!
Let’s have a look at a really egregious example of product placement. We’re not talking about a loving paean to Andersen Windows or Bosch dishwashers that are features of the house for sale, either.
Here’s the Redfin listing, where you’ll find another photo of the booze. The even better Bunus portion of this amusing photo is where we found this REGULAR SALE!
It’s been far too long since we’ve heard from Burbed reader Petsmart Groomer. Today’s superlative siting is situated in supreme Santa Clara! Let’s hear it for those low-cost utilities, yayyyyyy! Notice we’re using Zillow today? There’s a good reason: Redfin’s already yanked the listing because… yup, PENDING!
Bedrooms: 3 beds Bathrooms: 2 baths Single Family: 1,833 sq ft Lot: 8,712 sq ft Year Built: 1956 Heating Type: Contact for details Days on Zillow: 14 Addition Size: 432 Construction Quality: 6.0 Garage Size: 437 Last Remodel Year: 1956 Lot Depth: 110 Lot Width: 80 MLS #: 81316927 Parcel #: 29617012 Room Count: 7 # Stories: 1.0 Structure Type: Contemporary Unit Count: 1 Zillow Home ID: 19602034
Too good to be true home. Tremendous amounts of living space, huge backyard on prime culdesac with CUPERTINO schools. Inspections show this house is in great shape. Heat/AC, hardwood floors, CAT 5 wiring,special sound resistant windows and walls,black out shades, Audio.Visual tech dream home, granite counters,surround sound, etc. This home will not last long. Office area is built in & stays.
Wait, what’s this about sound resistant windows and walls and black out shades? This makes it a too good to be true home?
Those shades aren’t even black! We think the agent is pulling a fast one here. Same thing with the “Audio.Visual tech dream home” when all that’s visible is a giant-ass flatscreen. For all we know those cabinets are full of useless things like cinnamon and pastry bags.
We did determine why they mentioned the special sound resistant windows and walls, though. Location, location, location! Hoe Lee Crap, this house is on a six lane major thoroughfare next to an eight lane major expressway and an eight lane freeway.
This is a rare location fail trifecta: Busy street, expressway and freeway. Plus it backs up to a commercial zone.
Now what would you pay? Not only is Santa Clara hosting million dollar houses, but million dollar houses in challenging locations! Can you imagine what you’re going to have to pay for a house near nothing but other houses?
If you think we’re exaggerating about the commercial zone, check out what you see when you hit Redfin right now.
Go on over there, click on the map to make it full size, and note where you find yourself. This home will not last long, indeed.
Want to be a real estate mover and shaker? Start today by buying this property that features 2, yes (2) lots! Think of all the ways you could take advantage of this amazing zoning opportunity. Thanks very much to Burbed reader Petsmart Groomer for sending us this salubrious spread in Santa Clara!
4 Beds 3 Baths 2,254 Sq. Ft. $699 / Sq. Ft. Built: 1961 Lot Size: 10,270 Sq. Ft. On Redfin: 6 days Status: Active Property Type Detached Single Family Stories: 1 Community: Santa Clara MLS#: 81300520 Style: Ranch View: Neighborhood County: Santa Clara
(2)Lots for Sale With Building Plans for (2)Custom Homes. (Sold Together) Lot #1 APN 294-32-041: 4Br/5Ba, 2 Story Custom Home:3,454s. f. with (2)Car Garage. Lot Size: 8,614s. f. Cupertino Schools!! Lot #2 APN294-32-042: 4Br/5Ba, 2 Story Custom Home: 3,243s. f. with (2)Car Garage. Lot Size: 8,002s. f. Santa Clara Schools. (Lot Lines Adjusted per S. F. )Existing 4Br/3Ba Home Encroaches on New Property Line.
Wow, was that listing copy written by an attorney who doesn’t want anyone to notice the details? Or perhaps a claustrophobic, because whoever typed that in is afraid of spaces. Now let’s have a good look at this opportunity with an existing 52 year old house that encroaches on New Property Line.
The red line appears to be for Lot #1, the bigger 8614 sf parcel. As you can see it cuts through the east side of the existing house, but fortunately, it did not bring the cooties of Santa Clara Schools all the way to the front door.
Yes, we hope you noticed that Lot #1 is Cupertino Schools and Lot #2 isn’t. But wait! There’s more!
See those little words in the driveway? Yes, technically your driveway is an actual city street that ends a few feet before the back fence. Here’s another look at the neighborhood.
So not only do you have one house with several inches on the other lotline, you also have a named city street taking up most of it.
How are you going to design your way out of this configuration? We assume one of the lots boasts a Portal to Hell for extra storage.
One other solution: Street Fair Every Day. Now we’re talking Serious Opportunity! Call up some of those Gourmet Food Trucks, have them kick back some of the take, and you’ll be paying this place off in no time.
We love real estate tools. Maps are awesome. Here’s a new one with the cute name Rich Blocks Poor Blocks that Burbed readers wahnny and Divasm both sent in this week when someone posted about it in Redfin Forums. (No link, Redfin, until you resume trackbacks to our featured homes. Neener neener.)
It’s a fairly good idea: take ACS income data for each official Census tract and show graphically how much they vary. As they say on their main page, “See how much money people make in every neighborhood in every city in America.” In theory you could use it to see how Special each part of the city is. Here’s what it looks like when it’s working as the authors intended.
Each state uses its own scale, applying the color key to its own income range. In the case of Illinois, above, the deep red, lowest income is under $23,120 and the deep green, highest income is over $106,503. There appear to be 20 different segments in the color key, although we think there’s far too much green and not enough in the red, orange, and yellow.
Since these are Google Map tools, you can zoom in and out to your heart’s delight, but you can only map one state at a time.As you can see in in the case of New Jersey, above, this tool isn’t that useful with metros that span multiple states. Fortunately, that’s not an issue even in the furthest exurbs of the Bay Area.
No, the Bay area has different issues. See what happens when we map the core RBA.
Too. Much. Dark. Green.
The California income scale ranges from $28,183.65 to $122,762.90. We hope you’re beginning to see the problem: the top 5% income for all of California seems to apply to an awful lot of Census tracts in the RBA. Or even places that are NOT in the RBA. Like this part of Santa Clara with the Oracle campus:
Contrast with an RBA tract we know is loaded: Los Altos Hills.
It’s the exact same shade of green, because the danged scale tops off far too early for the RBA. According to this map, there is no difference between northeast Santa Clara and Los Altos Hills even though the latter’s median household income is 72% higher.
If a tract in the Triangle of Lost Equity can have median household income above 95% of California, Rich Blocks Poor Blocks in the Real Bay Area might as well be called Five Red Tracts of Suck Amidst A Sea of Deep Green Money.
Letters, oh we get letters… Here’s something to snuffle over from Burbed reader Kiki:
I would love to see some analysis on South Bay snout houses. Why are there so many? It’s like mullets at Wal-Mart.
Do they sit on the market longer than other house styles? Is that a punishment? Do people actually like them or do they settle because of … ahem … “inventory” available?
I don’t think anyone has ever done a published, peer reviewed analysis on snout houses (because the people who would be interested in that sort of data sure don’t want to share it). I’m in Santa Clara – I know of one tract developed in the 1950s that’s almost ALL snout houses. It’s east of Lawrence & north of El Camino (yes, El Camino runs East-West in Santa Clara) and runs east to about Kiely. I’m not sure how far north the sprawl of snout goes but I can surf google earth later today.
thank you for your delightful daily snark. I love what you’re doing.
Given the location, location, location that Kiki provided, we went to Redfin and saw what was available. Answer: nothing you can buy that’s particularly snoutside, but looking at recent sales yielded a winner from 1954 on our first click.
And in that same general area, no snout about it, different from the first one yet so much the same, and also from that excellent year of 1954.
Asnout these homes… yes, they do seem to be clustered in this area. But we’ve featured this style of home before, and they aren’t all in West Central Santa Clara.
For example, here’s one we ran at the beginning of this year. It’s all snout and nothing else to face. It’s also not in Santa Clara, but in San Jose. Such a delightful frontage, wonder why it took ten months to sell. No, it didn’t take ten months, it sold this October. And also this June, so it’s a snout-flip. (The June sale took 3 years to happen, and then sold for 1/3 less than the 2000 sale price.) Wow, instant equity!
But there are all kinds of snout houses, just as there are all kinds of buyers and sellers.
This delightful domicile à droit (that’s at right for the realtards following along from their home offices) looks like it could fit in a tract with any of the others up top, but this middle-class muzzle-mansion is in Atherton. Yes, it’s in the cheap-ass part that’s practically Redwood City, but it has an Atherton mailing address and more importantly, an Atherton property tax bill.
Let us know about snout houses you’ve seen, visited, or even lived in. Or let us know about anything else you want, because it’s also time to get your schnozz into a Weekend Open Thread!
Update 10:07 PM: How could we forget this ode to snout housing from 1986? Put your hands together for David Byrne, who anticipated what endless expansion of exurbia would lead to. This is a clip from True Stories.
Burbed reader Petsmart Groomer week continues, now featuring this fine find in superb Santa Clara! Who needs to drive all the way to San Francisco for overpriced property when you can do that in your own backyard? But it’s hot, hot, HOT in the Valley too! This is place not only went pending in five days, the listing photos were yanked down everywhere I looked.
Bedrooms: 3 Bathrooms: 2 Size: 1,104 sqft Type: Single Family House Year Built: 1954 Lot Size: 5,148 Days on Movoto: 14 days Neighborhood: Santa Clara MLS#: 81210711 Status: Off Market Views: 58
This contemporary-style hm on a cul-de-sac has ample natural lighting w/many windows&skylights*warm wood ceilings in the living rm&kitchen add to the ambiance*fully fencedyard(incl front)offers privacy&outdoor areas to use*you’ll appreciate the lower cost Santa Clara-owned utilities & award-winning Cupertino schools*convenient location for freeways,shopping&parks*Shows nicely too!
Poor Movoto. Seems all they’re good for is for finding expired listings that everyone else dutifully removed when asked. Burbed readers send in links to housing finds using Redfin, Zillow, Trulia, ZipRealty, even Realtor.com.
It’s been a long, long time since a contribution linked to Movoto, and they once were the Official Burbed Listing Link. Does anyone use them? This poor house only had 58 views, and 54 of them were probably from our putting today’s feature together.
Anyway, the listing copy demonstrates the usual proof that real estate agents are highly-esteemed professionals. And while you’re trying to decipher that copy, enjoy these photos, after the break. Someone associated with this house may be asking Movoto to take them down real soon now.
Here’s a Santa Clara twofer for you, as we stay in The Mission City for a second day. This is a fine submission from Burbed reader Petsmart Groomer that should convince you to stop renting and start owning before you are PRICED OUT FOREVER.
BEDS: 3 BATHS: 2 SQ. FT.: 1,104 $/SQ. FT.: $679 LOT SIZE: 6,090 Sq. Ft. PROPERTY TYPE: Detached Single Family STORIES: 1 YEAR BUILT: 1956 COMMUNITY: Santa Clara COUNTY: Santa Clara MLS#: 81205842 SOURCE: MLSListings STATUS: Active ON REDFIN: 26 days
Come see this wonderful home in Santa Clara with real pride of ownership. This is a move in ready home with nothing for you to do! Enjoy the updated kitchen, remodeled bathroom, hardwood floors under the carpet, a beautiful pool and spa and more. The neighborhood gets very little traffic and in the Cupertino School District (Eisenhower Elementary and Hyde Middle School).
Yeah. Definitely nothing for you to do with this place. Just be ready to move in, and you won’t ever need any coffee in the morning as this kitchen décor is going to wake you no matter how late you were up.
Also, the listing copy above mentions how little traffic the neighborhood gets, so maybe we should have a look at the neighborhood.
Perhaps it’s because the three-story townhouses that loom over the backyard are all populated by Neighborhood Watch enthusiasts.
More good news: this house appears to have some solar panels, and they are perfectly sited with a southern exposure. They’re also perfectly sited not to overheat or generate excess capacity, thanks to those townhouses blocking the harmful winter UV rays.
And if you want to know more about that housing development over the back fence, Burbed has already paid them a couple of visits, both to a townhouse and the (genius!) detached single family house tucked into a high density complex. That means your back fence neighbor is one of two dueling Lords of the Manor.
Looks like there’s lots of Real Pride of Ownership for everyone to share!
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