We have been spending FAR too much time in Silicon Valley. Let’s take a look at a property far away from Google in the far-flung San Jose exurbs. Or would that be Mountain View exurbs, given our comments about San Jose yesterday? This one’s a good fifty miles from Downtown SanHo, so it definitely is a long enough commute to be beyond a mere suburb. And like most exurban homes, it’s bigger than the usual Monta Loma Eichloid. Whoops, Pending, even in the exurbs!
Thanks very much to Burbed reader amer_icongrl for today’s listing!
1571 17th Ave
San Francisco, CA 94122
2,140 Sq. Ft.
$490 / Sq. Ft.
Lot Size: —
On Redfin: 26 days
Property Type: Single-Family Home
Community: Inner Sunset
View: Panoramic, Water, Ocean
County: San Francisco
Panoramic ocean views are just the beginning in this exceptional Spanish Mediterranean home on a premier 17th Ave block. With a flowing open floor plan, 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, wood burning fireplace, and hardwood floors throughout, there is everything needed for gracious living. Enjoy the views from enclosed sun porches and dine casually in the eat-in kitchen.
You’re going to have to enjoy views from the enclosed sun porches because this house doesn’t have a lot size. Oh, wait, the public records say it’s 3,000 square feet.
You’re welcome. Here’s a typical example of the spectacular sunshine you’ll enjoy on the sunporches when you’re 50 miles from San Jose.
Now let’s hear from amer_icongrl.
17th Ave is the new "Inner Sunset"
I gasped when I saw the location of the stackable washer & dryer. Also, an overpriced home in SF is no surprise, but typically for 1mil + they put some effort into staging the place (or at the very least, put the toilet seat down).
I just love the "why bother? they’ll come with cash and overbids anyway" attitude!
It’s pending, right?
Wait, did you say open toilet? You are talking some serious Burbed win, here. We’d been doing such a good job educating realtards on basic Dos and Don’ts, (Do include more than one photo, Don’t shoot until you’ve cleaned up the room, that sort of thing) that it’s been ages since we’ve seen a toilet salute.
Thanks for making our day! We’ve added it to our grand collection of Saluting Toilets over on Redfin Collections!
Be sure to check out more of the photos. These are some of the saddest, loneliest listing pictures in a million dollar house we’ve seen in a while. If only this place knew the way to San Jose.