It’s Friday! Let’s finish up the week with an awesome property from that always hot market on the Peninsula, San Bruno! In fact this place is so on fire that nobody can get near it, and hasn’t for almost a year! Thanks very much to Burbed reader Facebooksux for today’s featured façade.
792 JENEVEIN Ave
San Bruno, CA 94066
2,960 Sq. Ft.
$334 / Sq. Ft.
Lot Size: 5,000 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 350 days
Property Type: Detached Single Family
County: San Mateo
Community: Huntington Park
The exterior may look like a gingerbread house with the white picket fence and shutter trim on the outside windows, the front door opens to a most unique home. Everything is custom, a must see home. Huge master bedroom suite with high ceilings and and private spa bathroom. Formal dining room, family room, TV room with wet bar. Eat in kitchen with walk in pantry/laundry area. So much more to see.
The front page may look like a well-presented property, but there’s that datestamp in the lower right corner. Pro Tip: Unless you want your buyers to think you shot your listing photos with a disposable camera and dropped them off at Rite-Aid, turn off the danged stamps.
Let’s listen to Facebooksux’s nominating speech.
ALMOST A MILLION BERNANKE BUX FOR SAN BRUNO????!!!!
Please use Facebooksux as my name instead of my real name and keep up the good work!!
You mean don’t mention that your real name is – ha ha, gotcha! Kind of like how this house will getcha too. We are positive these pillows are up to no good.
But even if they can be trusted, there are many dangerous plants that are lying in wait for you. Be very afraid.
This home has been decorated with such care, it must have been just as thoughtfully situated in its neighborhood, right? Here’s the delightful view from the front door.
So much more to see!