We have a very special property for you today! Burbed reader nomadic must have spied this one on the way back from a lunch meeting. So if you don’t like the very small rented cottage with basement, build something else and skip the kitchen. You won’t need it where we’re going.
962 ACACIA Ave
Los Altos, CA 94022
300 Sq. Ft.
$2,500 / Sq. Ft.
Lot Size: 5,000 Sq. Ft.
On Redfin: 48 days
Property Type: Detached Single Family
County: Santa Clara
Community: North Los Altos
Do not distrub occupants. Small north Los Altos lot 40X125, behind Chef Chu’s, Armadillo’s Willy’s. Currently, a very small rented cottage with basement. Value in the land. Access on Acacia and from the back alley behind restaurants.
Oh, did we mention where we’re going? It’s the Land of $2,500 a square foot. No wonder you can’t distrub occupants. Now, let’s check in with nomadic.
“Maybe a small home can be built.” The realtard almost sounds wistful. The lot is wedged between two parking lots; who in their right mind would want to build a house there? A business wouldn’t be a practical idea though, because it would have to be quite small and not require more than a couple parking spots.
No more wistful realtard, as that last sentence seems to have been edited out (still on Zillow as we write this). Instead let’s be wistful about the photography.
Remember, Location, Location, Location!
Right in the middle of everything, literally just steps away from San Antonio and El Camino Real! Plus there’s a new Safeway across the street! Of course the value is in the land; tear everything down and set up a pay for parking lot! Or build your own restaurant in that small rented cottage! (Wait, did you distrub occupants?)
Bunus round: Try maybe building that small home and see how you fare against the Los Altos Planning Department!